aos olhos nus, não passava de uma chuva repentina, mas aqui dentro soava como uma tempestade.
clarice lispector (via pafurada)
Tudo é uma questão de manter a mente quieta, a espinha ereta e o coração tranqüilo.
I hear ten, eleven and twelve. Where’s Thirteen?
House. (via fuckyeahhousemd)
bondade sua me explicar com tanta determinação
exatamente o que eu sinto, como penso e como sou
eu realmente não sabia que eu pensava assim
legião urbana - mais do mesmo 
I guess the combination of salt water, and seaweed, and discount Mexican condoms, and terrible, terrible sex leads to a baby. That’s what you get, folks, for makin’ whoopee!
Lane, episode 7.2 (via starshollow)
Sheldon: [offers money] Take some.
Penny: Really? I mean, are you sure?
Sheldon: I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine.
Penny: Are they working on that?
Sheldon: I sincerely hope so.
The Big Bang Theory, 2x14 - The Financial Permeability (via fuckyeahsheldonpenny)
Leonard: Are you even listening to me?
Sheldon: Of course I’m listening. Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.
The Big Bang Theory, 1x05 - The Hamburger Postulate (via fuckyeahsheldonpenny)
You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Chandler- Friends